Elven Blood

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This sword of destiny sucks. Life used to be all about drinking beer, sunning by the pool, and getting it on with my hottie neighbor. But no more. Now my daily to-do list includes stupid things like: Sleeping through these boring committee meetings with the angelic host. Getting rid of my succubus house guest and her interesting “toys”. Not getting killed by the hitmen that butt-wipe of a demon keeps sending after me. Finding a monster baby for the elves, in hopes that they’ll help me with my demon hitmen problem. And get rid of this damned sword that somehow thinks I’m destined to rule.