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Thereâs Nothing Uglier Than A Vampire Singing âFeelingsâ If I hadnât seen it for myself, Iâd swear it couldnât be true: my brother, Christian, living in a trailer park in some backwater town, working at a karaoke bar. Weâre talking about Christian, the cultured, the refined, the snobbyâthe guy whoâd probably sniff the plasma packets and send âem back in a huff if the blood type wasnât the right vintage. But after centuries of living in the undead fastlane, heâs made up his mind that this is exactly where he needs to spend the rest of eternity, atoning for his many, many, sins. Itâs a self-imposed purgatory complete with lawn ornaments and blaring country music. But sometimes things just donât work out like you think they will. Sometimes your hell can turn into your heaven. And thanks to Christianâs chatty neighbor and boss, Jolee, things seem to be getting a whole lot nicer in Shady Fork Mobile Estates. Not that either of them has the first idea how to have a normal relationshipâwe are talking about a womanâs whoâs only dated dead-beats, and a guy whoâs only dated the dead. Nobodyâs perfect. Still, itâs a start for Mr. Rebel Vamp Without a Cause. And fortunately he still has me, Rhys Young, and our younger brother, Sebastian, to help him. We plan to show Christian that eveyone deserves a second chance, and winning his beer-slinging, country-singing beauty is a great beginning.