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Miri’s List of I’m a lousy princess. (I’m not at all sweet, demur, or princessy.)I’ve had a thing for Prince Brandt for as long as I can remember. I thought he loved me, too. Right up until I left him hanging the night we planned to do The Deed. (For some reason, guys don’t take that well.)I secretly helped kidnap and replace the woman Brandt was marrying for political gain. He thought he’d married Alyssa. Instead, he married me. (Did I mention that I’m not at all sweet, demur, and princessy??)Now I must convince him to keep me. ( Note to Self : Order Using Your Womanly Wiles 101 from Amazon.) Brandt’s List to Become Marry Princess Alyssa. (Don’t think of Miri. You can’t have her. Just bite the bullet and marry Alyssa.)Consummate marriage. (Okay, making love to Alyssa was actually amazing. How is that possible?)Wait. Alyssa is married to Merrick. (Who the hell did I marry?!?)Find my wife. (And never let her go!)