Knot So Lucky

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Ask me what happens in Vegas... What happens in Vegas? Let me tell you. What happens is that you get "make out with strangers and pee in a parking lot" drunk. TIE THE KNOT WITH A GUY YOU JUST MET. Then *allegedly* participate in depraved group activities with him and his friends in the honeymoon suite of a five-star hotel. But that's not even the worst part. Because after an epic walk of shame, you find out he's some insanely famous bad-boy quarterback who's in the midst of cleaning up his act. So now, you have to pretend to like him... sober ...until you can skip town with an annulment and a shirt that reads, "I'd hit that." Except for bam-tiny hiccup, his personality cancels out his hot AF face. And let's not mention how you definitely took a trip to pound town with his friends. So, yeah. That's what happens in Vegas. You get Knot so Lucky even when you think you hit the jackpot.