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Real Vampires Hate Their Thighs

Gerry Bartlett (2010)

SubgenreParanormal Romance
Age groupAdult 18+
Content ratingPG-13
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SettingParanormal/Fantasy World

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ViolenceNot rated
Sexual contentModerate
LanguageNot rated

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Glory St. Clair loves soaking up Hollywood's vampire nightlife with her sexy Scottish lover, Jeremiah. Especially when she meets a vampire/ diet guru who promises to give her the body she's wanted for centuries. One problem: his clan and Jeremiah's are ancient enemies. But Glory's not about to let a stupid family feud come between her and slender bliss. Yet, she can't help but wonder...how much is she willing to risk for her hips? And how much (and precisely what) is she willing to lose?