Real Vampires Know Hips Happen

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Even though full-figured vampire Glory St. Clair knows a kilt won't do her hips any favors, she's willing to travel to Scotland and beyond for Jeremiah Campbell, her hunky on-again, off-again lover. Glory is thrilled when their reunion is a welcome one -- until an attack leaves Jerry with amnesia, unable to remember their centuries together. While Jerry doesn't remember Glory, he's more than willing to take what she freely offers -- her ancient blood and her generous body. But when she tries to get him to travel to the New World in a flying machine, he thinks she's cracked, especially since she wants him to work with his ancient rival to get his memory back. With her lover stuck in the past and an unknown enemy plotting against them, Glory isn't sure where to turn. But when Jerry puts his life on the line to save her, Glory knows the man she loves is still there -- and she'll do anything to get him back…

Is Real Vampires Know Hips Happen appropriate for my child?

Suitable for most readers 13 and up.