Satisfied by the Slime: A Monster Mates Romance

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I thought I ordered a "massage wand." You know, the kind that's delivered in discreet packaging? Instead, I received an eight-foot-tall slime monster. The listing said "Pulsating Relief" and "Satisfaction Guaranteed." Sounded good to me after a bottle of wine and another long night alone in my soap-making studio. But what I got was a crate the size of a refrigerator and a shapeshifting slime who technically still matches the product description. His name is Oz. He's been living in a cave for eighty years, he wrote the listing himself, and he put "no returns" in the fine print. His body shifts. Adapts. Any shape, any pressure, any texture. I should send him back. Instead, I'm letting him help me save my business while his "deep-tissue technique" ruins me for anything battery-operated ever again. But the longer he stays, the harder it is to keep him a secret. To make matters worse, a mysterious creature has been haunting the town... And Oz perfectly matches the suspect’s description. Satisfied by the Slime is a standalone monster romance featuring a sweet slime hero, a heroine who hasn't been touched in years and is about to make up for lost time, and enough spice to set your kindle on fire. Guaranteed HEA!